Funny Jokes - Women - page 1/16

Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just (...)

Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights

True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow answered (...)

New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter (...)

picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.

women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

I haven't spoken in months
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.

8 things women won't say
8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5. Can our relationship get a (...)

dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!