Funny Jokes - Sports - page 1/4

Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 (...)

Weight Control
Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . (...)

A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your (...)

Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a dike!

At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium (...)

A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and (...)

It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked, "I know I was good during my life, and I really appreciate being brought to (...)

The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast,he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as (...)

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string.

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!