Funny Jokes - Sport Jokes - page 5/7

The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case anyone has od'ed on O.J. Simpson coverage or for those who might for some reason not know, the major (...)

New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the (...)

Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges (...)

Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques: Escape from DojoThe quick (...)

Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. (...)

Murphy's nartial laws
|Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when (...)

Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?A: It is a (...)

Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass." The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes (...)

Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle. You wonder (...)

Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents... Get tired every softball season loosing to the same team with all the big sluggers year in and year out?Are you tired of (...)