Funny Jokes - Sex - page 29/42

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed upand says, "Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that (...)

Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park (...)

Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was (...)

The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk."Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."

Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.""Gee, what are you taking for it?""Snuff."

Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence and get's her headstuck. The two cowboys get over to the fence and the one (...)

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. (...)

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze had got knocked up. Having no way of knowing which was the father, the (...)

What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!