Funny Jokes - Science - page 9/9

These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had some sex so you oughta let me fuck you." Joe replied. "Are (...)

A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair. The gay asked how he came to have so much hair on his chest. He said, (...)

What's the definition of AIDS?
What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls.

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.

What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week. "Can I see it?" asked the second gay guy.So the first guy promptly dropped his pants to show (...)

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

Two condoms walk past a gay bar...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?"