Funny Jokes - Ouch - page 4/4

A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up andCharley says, "Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late."Paul replies, "Sorry, I (...)

What's pink and slowly turns red?
What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.

Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, (...)

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"The host said proudly, "That was three years ago, (...)

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"

Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out to her and said, Hello mermaid! Have you ever been kissed?" She (...)

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!