Funny Jokes - Foreigners - page 1/3

What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother

What is brown and has holes in it?
What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given (...)

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the (...)

What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky

Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. (...)

Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.

An American was waiting on a London street corner...
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American. Hearing (...)