Funny Jokes - Doctor Jokes - page 4/8

I can't find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when (...)

An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!

I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.

A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.""Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since (...)

Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged (...)

A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!