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Go on a hiking trip ( Camping Jokes )
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see (...)

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous... ( Sex )
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to (...)

Lease nuclear weapons ( Military Jokes )
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN every night? Tired of hum-drum conventional warfare and messy bio-chemical weapons? Want to watch (...)

Holmes investigation ( Police Jokes )
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful (...)

Fish jokes 02 ( Kids Jokes )
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He (...)

Cinderella and Alan ( Miscellaneous )
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for (...)

Dinosaurs ( Miscellaneous )
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

Why don't blondes use vibrators? ( Blonds )
(Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn

Blacks and Xmas Trees? ( Miscellaneous )
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

The cause of arthritis... ( Miscellaneous )
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of (...)