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I did all of that? ( Sport Jokes )
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, (...)

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? ( Legal )
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.

Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven ( Miscellaneous )
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must (...)

Car Acronyms ( Travel Jokes )
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig (...)

Magic Johnson on rollerblades... ( Miscellaneous )
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? ( At Work )
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make (...)

Daylight savings time ( April Fools Jokes )
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at7:00 for work. She went (...)

Even more facts of life... ( Miscellaneous )
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and (...)

A woman walks into a hardware store... ( Women )
A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."

A cold winter night ( Lawyer Jokes )
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's (...)