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Two friends were out drinking... ( Drunks )
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "he knows when to stop."

If Men TRULY Ruled The World! ( Miscellaneous )
"If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. Valentine's Day would be moved to (...)

How many times. ( Miscellaneous )
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he (...)

A logical question ( Politics )
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?

New family driver ( Mom/Dad Jokes )
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately (...)

Refrigerator Difference ( Miscellaneous )
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

make a glow worm happy ( Kids Jokes )
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

"Brrr!" ( Miscellaneous )
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pint and a half of lager.The gremlin downs his half-pint, runs long the bar, dips his head in a blokes (...)

Signs and notices 10 ( Miscellaneous )
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a `long` little doggie!" Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the (...)

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? ( Blonds )
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.