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Iraqi tv-guide ( Political Jokes )
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 (...)

Elephant jokes 13 ( Kids Jokes )
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To (...)

moth nibble a hole ( Kids Jokes )
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when... ( Blonds )
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I suppose we could always eat the (...)

N equals N plus one ( Stats/Math Jokes )
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1)Adding (...)

Too good to be true ( Legal )
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer, "Give me a beer, and I'll have a (...)

If a frog parks. ( Miscellaneous )
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!

Normal car is better ( Sport Jokes )
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle. You wonder (...)

Dealing with criminals ( Police Jokes )
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never (...)

Stop credit card fraud ( Real Jokes )
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Many folks have written with perfectly plausible (...)