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I think that I'm a chicken ( Animal Jokes )
|Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
What has four asses? ( Politics )
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Curly Toes ( Miscellaneous )
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Bert suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity.Well it wasn't long before (...)
Chickens ( Miscellaneous )
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?"The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"
Bird jokes 04 ( Kids Jokes )
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?A: Birds of prey!Q: What did they call (...)
rolling stones ( Kids Jokes )
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!
Arriving home very drunk ( Bar Jokes )
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."The (...)
Between Two Brunettes ( Miscellaneous )
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Taliban's Fall TV Line-Up ( Miscellaneous )
The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of (...)
Mother In Law Misses Train ( Miscellaneous )
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting.Suddenly, mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, "My god! It's (...)
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